|...outside our front door...|
I've tortured my facebook friends daily. Now, with no further ado, I submit my pumpkin/jack-o'-lanterns riddles and one-liners to you, my blog friends! I didn't find so many online. When I ran out, I created my own. I'll let you guess which is which (no Halloween pun intended)!
Q. What happened when a truck spilled its entire haul of pumpkins across the freeway? A. The morning commute got off to a Smashing Start
(Inspired by the Wednesday spill near Orchard Lake Road on I-696 (MI) on 10/27/11. Thanks, Dee, for bringing the "spill to my attention.)
Q. What did the jack-o'-lantern say to the other jack-o'-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party? A. "Let's get glowing."
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the jack-o'-lantern's party? A. Because everyone was a goblin!
|...a few of my autumn tablecloths...thrifted, of course!|
Q. How did the pumpkin feel when it had no insides left? A. All right.
Q: What is the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin? A: You can't make broomstick pie!
Q: What's the difference between a pumpkin and peanut butter? A: The pumpkin doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth!